Suddenly Palin was there. Riding a sled pulled by her Republican lapdogs, and taking aim at a pack of baby seals with a machine gun, was the evil scourge of truth herself. Removing her X-ray glasses, Sarah "Snowflake" Palin eviscerated a beer can with her fingernail dagger, drained it with one swig and burped a thunder clap.
Her evil voice iced over with insincere folksiness: "Never gonna happen ya know Lantern. We got it all worked out ya know."
The Green Lantern response was clear and confident. "You will never stop the will of the people Sarah Snowflake. I will be Mayor of DC."
Snowflake Palin smiled cruelly. "Doncha get it Greenie? It's like a whatchamacallit. Ya know, like a umm, conspiracy!" The Flake let out an evil high pitched cackle. "We're gonna stop the election!!!"
The Green Lantern needs your help! Democracy cannot be stopped.
Show Sarah "Snowflake" Palin the WILL OF THE PEOPLE.
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