Suddenly Palin was there. Riding a sled pulled by her Republican lapdogs, and taking aim at a pack of baby seals with a machine gun, was the evil scourge of truth herself. Removing her X-ray glasses, Sarah "Snowflake" Palin eviscerated a beer can with her fingernail dagger, drained it with one swig and burped a thunder clap.

Her evil voice iced over with insincere folksiness: "Never gonna happen ya know Lantern. We got it all worked out ya know."

The Green Lantern response was clear and confident. "You will never stop the will of the people Sarah Snowflake. I will be Mayor of DC."

Snowflake Palin smiled cruelly. "Doncha get it Greenie? It's like a whatchamacallit. Ya know, like a umm, conspiracy!" The Flake let out an evil high pitched cackle. "We're gonna stop the election!!!"

The Green Lantern needs your help!  Democracy cannot be stopped.

Show Sarah "Snowflake" Palin the WILL OF THE PEOPLE. 

Tell Your Friends to Get Involved! Vote Green Lantern for D.C. Mayor and melt the Snow Queen's evil influence.

 


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Sarah Palin must be stopped!
Hi. I'm a supporter of the Green Lantern for Mayor of DC, but you know who isn't?

Sarah Palin. She understands that the Green Lantern is the greatest threat to the status quo and the evil powers that be. Will you stand with me to support his candidacy and defeat Palin's twisted interests?

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In our last episode, the Green Lantern, candidate for DC Mayor took to the northern skies in search of Marrion Barry's elusive mystery woman.

Suddenly, over the Alaskan pipeline, our hero's Ring of Power darkened. Bending the fabric of reality, the Lantern turned on the Northern Lights and came face to face with his arch-nemesis Sarah "Snowflake" Palin.

Dressed to kill in a fur-lined designer outfit (paid for with government $$), riding a sled pulled by her Republican lapdogs, and taking aim at a pack of baby seals with a machine gun, was the evil scourge of truth herself. Removing her X-ray glasses, the Snowflake eviscerated a beer can with her fingernail dagger, drained it with one swig and burped a thunder clap.

Sarah Snowflake's evil voice iced over with insincere folksiness: "Never gonna happen ya know Lantern. We got it all worked out ya know."

The Green Lantern response was clear and confident. "You will never stop the will of the people Sarah Snowflake. I will be Mayor of DC."

Snowflake Palin smiled cruelly. "Doncha get it Greenie? It's like a whatchamacallit. Ya know, like a umm, conspiracy!" The Flake let out an evil high pitched cackle. "We're gonna stop the election!!!"

The Green Lantern needs your help! Democracy cannot be stopped.

Show Sarah "Snowflake" Palin the WILL OF THE PEOPLE.

What do you think is more important?

Melt this evil Snow Queen!: http://noi7.bluestatedigital.com/page/invite/defeatpalin

Forget Palin for now, back to the race!: http://noi7.bluestatedigital.com/page/invite/savedemocracy

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